This lacy cowl is deceptively sweet. It is beautifully warm and soft with a simple lacy texture. You will know the truth, though. This lovely little cowl is actually encoded with the title phrase, "Get Off My Lawn." It’s perfect for the misanthrope in all of us. The pattern is written for 3 sizes. The smallest is a close-fitting neck warmer, and the next two sizes can be wrapped 2 or 3 times, respectively. 
 
Get Off My Lawn has been tested and tech-edited. It is a great project for anyone who wants a quick project, or to anyone who is new to lace knitting.

Sizes:
22 (44, 66) in  / 55 (110, 165) cm circumference x 9  in / 22.5 cm deep.
 
Yarn:
122 (244, 366) yards/ 111 (222, 333) worsted-weight yarn.
 
Sample is made using:
Noro Tsubame  Worsted-Weight, 50% Silk, 25% Wool, 25% Polyamide, 656 yards / 600 meters per 200g ball.
 
Notions:
1 pair US Size 7 (4.5 mm)  16 (24, 36) in / 40 (60, 90) cm circular needles or size needed to obtain gauge
1 Stitch marker
Tapestry needle